List of bonuses given to AIG executives Sunday: $40 million for remaining employed despite incompetence. $10 million for dressing themselves for a week straight. $20 million to be put toward tinted windows when the public finds out about the bonuses. $30 million as a reward for being rewarded. $60 million because they can. Three cheers for bailouts in action!
What happened to the f-bomb? Where did that lovely potent nugget of language run off to? It's like the bison of the English language, hunted down and overused until its almost gone.
Elon must have forgotten to send its check to the rain gods. This is the first time I can remember that the weather's been lousy during as big of an event as orientation.
At Colonnades around noon, a broadcasting sasquach walked right by, barely saying a word and fully intent on carrying chocolate milk out of the dining hall.
Today was just like any other day, a tycoon was called out on swindling thousands out of billions, Congress was surly, a forced relationship came to an end, the slap-fight between the U.S.
Two issues involving incarceration arose today that are, inexplicably, related. One, involves the despicable Bernie Madoff's expected guilty plea for criminal charges related to his estimated $65 billion fake investment scheme.
Wal-Mart, that whipping dog that dares to give most of the American people what they want, is now stepping on Obama's toes.
Monday afternoon marked the end of Ernie Nestor's tenure as Elon men's basketball coach. He was at the university for six years. In his career, Nestor compiled a 67-117 record.
What does it say about the western world when it's outsmarted by a chimpanzee? Sure, we wear pants, drive cars and lewdly groom ourselves in private, but just how much superior are we to our simian pals?
Is the tacky adaptation of a holy grail of geekdom particularly pertinent given the grave dangers facing the real world?
What do you get when the media is bored with covering the economy and world affairs, the White House wants to kick its policies through the door as quickly as possible and demagogues on both sides of the fence have their sleeves rolled up, fisticuffs twirling in the air? If you guessed a stupid feud between Rush Limbaugh and the Democrats, then you win!
Julius Genachowski, while sounding like the type of guy who would still occasionally misspells his name, is about to become a unpronounceable household name. But only in the households of communications majors.
-Morgan Little As the first post in the Opinions blog, it only makes sense for this to be a quick discourse dashed off in the wee hours of the night.
As many of you know, there have been many accounts of racial discrimination and violence surfacing in the past few years.
When you hear the word climate change what do you think of? Do you just brush it off because your tired of hearing about it?
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A year ago, the Elon University women’s basketball team was preparing for its first season under head coach Charlotte Smith.
