List of bonuses given to AIG executives Sunday:

  • $40 million for remaining employed despite incompetence.
  • $10 million for dressing themselves for a week straight.
  • $20 million to be put toward tinted windows when the public finds out about the bonuses.
  • $30 million as a reward for being rewarded.
  • $60 million because they can.
Three cheers for bailouts in action!