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NEWS 3/20/09 7:37am

The need for a crisis of faith

Let's take a moment to look at faith's place at an institution of higher learning. Robert Wohner's article in this week's Pendulum featured this key idea: "But by neglecting to present any esteemed speakers with a traditional worldview, the assumption is that anyone who reads from the Quran or the Bible in a literal way is inherently intolerant." So, the idea stems from Elon's push for alternative religion, and questioning of what constitutes faith, and student's ability to recognize their own role in that.


NEWS 3/18/09 8:04pm

Stop-loss is over!

About time...I'm not in the military, but it never seemed right to treat soldiers like yo-yos, promising a return home and then swinging them back out into the warzone.


NEWS 3/17/09 2:08pm

The rats stay on the ship

Isn't it a bit much for an all-powerful dictator to summon Italian chefs to sit offshore after having their brains and urine examined for the purpose of training domestic chefs in the fine art of ... wait for it ... pizza.


NEWS 3/16/09 10:23pm

Fiscal juicing

Following the Bank of England's lead, the IMF is now proposing printing so-called "super currency" and distributing it globally to stem the tide of the global recession.


NEWS 3/16/09 1:05pm

Amazingly Incompetent Generosity

List of bonuses given to AIG executives Sunday: $40 million for remaining employed despite incompetence. $10 million for dressing themselves for a week straight. $20 million to be put toward tinted windows when the public finds out about the bonuses. $30 million as a reward for being rewarded. $60 million because they can. Three cheers for bailouts in action!


NEWS 3/16/09 1:46am

No, give me a f#&%*ing break

What happened to the f-bomb? Where did that lovely potent nugget of language run off to? It's like the bison of the English language, hunted down and overused until its almost gone.


NEWS 3/14/09 7:53pm

Brian Williams!

At Colonnades around noon, a broadcasting sasquach walked right by, barely saying a word and fully intent on carrying chocolate milk out of the dining hall.


NEWS 3/11/09 9:04pm

The cage or the whip?

Two issues involving incarceration arose today that are, inexplicably, related. One, involves the despicable Bernie Madoff's expected guilty plea for criminal charges related to his estimated $65 billion fake investment scheme.


NEWS 3/10/09 6:00pm

Monkey business

What does it say about the western world when it's outsmarted by a chimpanzee? Sure, we wear pants, drive cars and lewdly groom ourselves in private, but just how much superior are we to our simian pals?



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